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    Helga's cruise ship diary

    Maritime disasters are no laughing matter, neither is blackmail. However, add the two together, and you end up with a funny story.

    If you don't find it funny, then you have the moral highground. If, on the other hand, you are like me then you will end up with aching ribs after laughing too much.


    HELGA'S CRUISE SHIP DIARY

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
    All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, shortsets.
    Really, really exciting.
    Our local Ladies Bowls Club – ‘The Late Bloomers’ decided on this "all-girls" trip.
    It will be my first one - and I can't wait!

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
    Entire day at sea, so beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.
    Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
    At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
    The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
    Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
    Won £800 in the ship's Casino.
    The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.
    Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
    He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
    Pool again today. Got really sunburned, and I went inside for a drink at the piano-bar and to cool down; stayed there for rest of day.
    The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming.
    Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I declined.
    He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship...
    I was shocked.

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    DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
    Today I saved 2600 lives.
    Twice!!!!!!
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    Harald Jarl, Honningsvag to Svolvaer, Summer 1985.
    Deck plan geek.
    The first 5 days after the weekend are the toughest.

    #2
    ...and Bowling Club trips have sure changed since my Mum's days!

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      #3
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

      Never happened to me, but I find the story hilarious! Thank you for sharing.
      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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