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  • pakarang
    started a topic ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    This is the continuation of our previous board thread with the same name, and a place where we can share funny images, stories and other items.

    Remember that a smile goes a long way and that happiness is rewarded by a longer and healthier life.

    The thread started here on the old board:

    http://captainsvoyage.7.forumer.com/...asc&highlight=

    We naturally continue here.

  • pakarang
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    Originally posted by ombugge View Post
    a circular letter for cvf members:
    hahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • ombugge
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    Sorry, no translation but....:

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  • ombugge
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    A circular letter for CVF members:

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  • ombugge
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    No comments required:

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  • nari
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    Falling off the edge into "what" is a good question. Why do so many people fall off cliffs......when so many are scared of heights? Who knows. Were they pushed or pissed? (Excuse the slang)

  • ombugge
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    Yes but don't walk too far, you may fall off the edge, eventually. (Don't ask; "fall into what"??)
    Last edited by ombugge; November 12th, 2018, 13:55.

  • nari
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    One looks out a window and it looks flat and when we walk it's flat - mostly. What the eye observes has to be right, huh?

  • pakarang
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    Originally posted by ombugge View Post
    hahahahahaha..... good one! On a more serious note, I just can't believe there are actually people out there that believes the earth is flat.

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  • ombugge
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    Nice one: https://www.facebook.com/scienceathe...type=3&theater

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  • ombugge
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    A useful coaster for all purposes.
    Front:

    Back:

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  • Ralf__
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    Here are some more explanations:

    American Company
    You own two cows.
    You sell one and lease her back. You found a shareholder company.
    You force the two cows to give four times as much milk. You are surprised as one dies.
    You publish a press statement and declare to have cut down the cost by 50%.
    Your share value is rising..

    French Company
    You own two cows.
    You go on strike because you want to have three cows.
    You go for lunch. Life is great.

    Japanese Company
    You own two cows.
    With the help of modern genetic technology you reduce the size of the cows down to 10% and they give 20 times as much milk.
    Now you create a clever Cow-Cartoon, call it cowkimon and merchandize it worldwide.

    German Company
    You own two cows.
    With the help of modern genetic technology you redesign the cows, so that they all get blonde, drink lots of beer,
    give milk of finest quality and run 100 miles per hour.
    Unfortunately the cows demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

    British Company
    You own two cows.
    Both are mad.

    Polish Company
    Your two cows have been stolen last week.

    Greek Company
    You own two cows.
    As you count them, an additional zero is sliding in your statistic.
    You send a report to the EU: "Economics are growing by 1.000% since last year.
    Because you are now allowed to incur debts in the worth of 12 cows, you raise credits in the worth of 25 cows.
    You squander the money. The EU borrows you the missing cows, that you can pay the interests.
    You have to cut down the costs extremely, your economic is shrinking.
    You brand the country, which borrowed you the additional cows.

  • ombugge
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    Economic systems explained the simple way:
    http://www.atchuup.com/economics-of-...es-using-cows/

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  • wherrygirl
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    And so it is, Ombugge - excellent.

  • wherrygirl
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    Oh Nari, heaven forbid that we are so tightly regulated that we must walk on a particular side of the pavement. I walk whichever side suits me BUT if I want to change I do a quick look behind me to make sure that it doesn't trip someone up. In any case, people should not walk so close on another person's heels that a changer of direction should upset them! What I object to is the complete unawareness of many people that there may just possibly be someone else in town that day.who may want to share pavement space. All it needs is common courtesy.
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