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  • pakarang
    started a topic ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    This is the continuation of our previous board thread with the same name, and a place where we can share funny images, stories and other items.

    Remember that a smile goes a long way and that happiness is rewarded by a longer and healthier life.

    The thread started here on the old board:

    http://captainsvoyage.7.forumer.com/...asc&highlight=

    We naturally continue here.

  • wherrygirl
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    Originally posted by ombugge View Post
    Moral of this story…

    Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
    Bull **** and Brilliance only come with age and experience.
    Hear hear!

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  • wherrygirl
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    Now come on, you must be able to find better than that!

  • ombugge
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    An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
    Wandering about, he notices a young lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!”
    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
    Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”
    Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
    "Whew!," says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!”
    Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion. So, off he goes.
    The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the lion.The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!”
    Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says…….. "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!”

    Moral of this story…

    Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
    Bull **** and Brilliance only come with age and experience.

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  • ombugge
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    A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says,
    "There's a gentleman in the waiting room wearing camouflage clothing asking to see you.
    He claims he's invisible."

    The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."

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  • wherrygirl
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    Glad I got up to date on this thread. I needed a good laugh and had it!

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  • pakarang
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    Originally posted by janihudi View Post
    food for thoughts

    That is just excellent! So funny... I'll keep a copy of these for later! LOOOOOL

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  • janihudi
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    food for thoughts


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  • pakarang
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    Originally posted by ombugge View Post
    a circular letter for cvf members:
    hahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • ombugge
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    Sorry, no translation but....:

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  • ombugge
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    A circular letter for CVF members:

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  • ombugge
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    No comments required:

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  • nari
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    Falling off the edge into "what" is a good question. Why do so many people fall off cliffs......when so many are scared of heights? Who knows. Were they pushed or pissed? (Excuse the slang)

  • ombugge
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    Yes but don't walk too far, you may fall off the edge, eventually. (Don't ask; "fall into what"??)
    Last edited by ombugge; November 12th, 2018, 13:55.
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