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    It's absolutely no secret at all - I love the MINIONS, they are just about the cutest yellow thing ever invented!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLMJPKylg2Y
    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

    Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
    Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

    Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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      Originally posted by pakarang View Post
      .... they are just about the cutest yellow thing ever invented!....
      Best yellow thingies since baaaannnnaaaannnnaaaaas!!!!!
      And yes, the gym episode is SO you! …but hopefully you’ve not become quite so unhuggably-flat!

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        Funny!

        - or perhaps not funny.

        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

        Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
        Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

        Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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          From an e-mail a friend sent me this morning:

          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

          Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
          Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

          Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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            SMILE!

            ------and the world will hopefully smile back to you: http://www.earthporm.com/30-pictures...-right-moment/
            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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              LOST WIFE



              A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

              Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

              Sergeant : What is her height ?

              Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

              Sergeant : Build?

              Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

              Sergeant : Color of eyes?

              Husband : Never noticed.

              Sergeant : Color of hair?

              Husband : Changes according to season.

              Sergeant : What was she wearing?

              Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

              Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

              Husband : yes.

              Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

              Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...... at this point the husband started crying...

              Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.



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                This one probably wouldn't come out good in Google translate: http://www.smp.no/100Sport/webtv/article476877.snd
                So I'll translate the punch line:
                - Do you know why Jesus Christ wasn't born as a Swede???
                - No
                - Because God couldn't find three Wise Men and a Virgin.
                Not that I want to get anybody angry, but this is what is said here by one of the most prominent and wise man in Trondheim.

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                  Different ways of coping with hard times:

                  http://www.theladbible.com/articles/...snapchat-story
                  With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                  Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                  Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                  Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                    A French photographer uses the names of the tube stations of Paris to make funny pictures.

                    http://piwee.net/1janol-alpin-nom-st...o-photo140814/

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                    • ombugge
                      ombugge commented
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                      Very innovative and understandable. even if you don't know French.
                      But the "Gare du Nord" one shows lack of knowledge of what is in the North and South polar region. (Or was it intended as part of the joke??)

                      The one that followed was just as funny: http://www.afrizap.com/19-situations..._NonFR_Desktop

                    • yvneac
                      yvneac commented
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                      Thanks' for the link Ombugge.
                      I like the computer one.It could be mine.

                    HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM

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                      I think there may be several varieties of this practical joke out there: http://www.vgtv.no/#!/video/118149/f...te-trill-rundt

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                        This prank from 1986 has somehow made it on the net lately: https://gcaptain.com/watch-three-lit...d-uss-kennedy/

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                          Who is yours?

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                            A bit of warning before the boating season stars in earnest: http://gcaptain.com/hilarious-anti-d...is-a-home-run/

                            Watch the second one from last year as well.

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                              As a long time Marine Consultant I take the liberty to post this article smp.no+:
                              Det er faktisk ikke sikkert noen som helst har opplevd det, for det var en del alkohol til stede på låvefesten da jeg fikk fortalt denne historia.Så det kan være snakk om et typisk eksempel på fake news, falske nyheter, som det er så mye snakk om nå.
                              Dessuten er det jo 1. april i dag.
                              På en serviett

                              Og ikke husker jeg alt som ble fortalt, heller. Selv om jeg noterte stikkord på en brukt serviett.Men han som fortalte historia kjenner iallfall noen som har sauer, tror jeg. For det er sauer det handler om denne gang. Hør bare her:
                              Sist høst var en bonde på veg ned fra setra med saueflokken sin. Vi som bor på bygda vet at på slike sauesankerdager er det ikke særlig populært å kjøre bil på setervegene. Du blir mest til bry for saueeierne, så vi lar det helst være. Det gjorde derimot ikke mannen i denne historia, så det var sikkert en hytteeier fra byen, eller noe slikt, som ikke visste bedre.
                              Før sauebonden rakk å be ham flytte bilen, sa mannen freidig:
                              – Dersom jeg klarer å gjette hvor mange sauer du har – får jeg en sau da?
                              – Greit, sa sauebonden litt overrumplet.

                              Satellitt

                              Mannen gikk ut av bilen, fant fram mobiltelefonen, surfa litt rundt på nettet og fant fram til «register over registreringspliktig sauehald og andre dyr med ull». Deretter sa han kjapt:
                              – Du har 102 sauer.
                              – Riktig, svarte saueeieren.
                              Mannen med bilen røska stolt tak i det nærmeste dyret og slengte det inn i baksetet på SUV-en sin.
                              Nå hadde bonden fått summet seg og kontret tilbake:

                              Avtale

                              – Dersom jeg gjetter hvilket yrke du har, får jeg dyret mitt tilbake da?
                              Det var en avtale, og bonden sa straks:
                              – Du er konsulent.
                              Mannen i bilen så ut som et spørsmålstegn og ville straks ha ei forklaring:
                              – Jeg skjønte det fordi du bare fortalte meg noe jeg visste fra før, og likevel skulle ha betaling for det. Dessuten har du heller ikke greie på sauer. Så la meg få tilbake bikkja mi, sa bonden strengt.

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