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    #76
    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had *** before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and ***. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

    The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

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      Last edited by ehp; February 28th, 2009, 23:43.

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        #78



        "I may not be able to control the wind, but I can adjust my sails."

        Enthusiastically regards
        Torbjørn Nybø

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          "I may not be able to control the wind, but I can adjust my sails."

          Enthusiastically regards
          Torbjørn Nybø

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            #80
            "I may not be able to control the wind, but I can adjust my sails."

            Enthusiastically regards
            Torbjørn Nybø

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              #81
              TN-I'm so glad someone else loves the Far Side--my all time favorite cartoons! I wish Gary Larson still drew them....thanks for the laugh!

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                #82
                I love The Far Side. I have bought the magazine for years.
                "I may not be able to control the wind, but I can adjust my sails."

                Enthusiastically regards
                Torbjørn Nybø

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                  #83
                  Originally posted by TNAalesund View Post
                  I love The Far Side. I have bought the magazine for years.
                  Me too... Just looove Larson...

                  Now that our webmaster is busy visiting relatives on the west coast for a few days, we members have to "hold the fort".

                  Ehhh - meaning we could "let our hair out" and go bananas ? ? ?

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                    #84
                    Originally posted by TNAalesund View Post
                    I love The Far Side. I have bought the magazine for years.
                    Just a quick comment to TN here:

                    Me too likes Larson, but honestly....., I've more than once had a really hard time even understanding the humour in Larson's Far Side on the back of the norwegian newspaper Dagbladet every day.....

                    Maybe he's more fun to read in his own magazine....
                    (I'm a Pondus-guy though).
                    Last edited by Sterkoder; January 24th, 2009, 12:25.
                    "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                      #85
                      Originally posted by HARALD JARL View Post
                      Me too... Just looove Larson...

                      Now that our webmaster is busy visiting relatives on the west coast for a few days, we members have to "hold the fort".

                      Ehhh - meaning we could "let our hair out" and go bananas ? ? ?
                      Stop that, Harald Jarl...I've been tasked by the Captain to keep everyone on topic and make sure that we all play nicely together in his absence...

                      SO BEHAVE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

                      (Unless Sterkoder wants to get the flags out and send funny messages...)

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                        #86
                        (Unless Sterkoder wants to get the flags out and send funny messages...)
                        Ooooooo...., a couple of tempting thoughts here now....; either I'll go bananas with HJ, or going overboard with flags.....

                        BUT, I'm brought up to listen to the authorities, so I'll listen to Elizabeth this time....

                        (Going OT on something with HJ is very tempting. We could fill up and destroy a thread completely...).
                        "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                          #87
                          Well, you KNOW that I'm nortorious for going OT on numerous occasions... now if we had an OT thread, would we be going OT to be OT and how would we do that?? Sounds philosophical...

                          OK, here's an educational idea...we learn the flags and then send humorous messages as a learning exercise!!!!

                          I'm going to go look through my Far Side books to get us back on topic...

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                            #88
                            A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.

                            After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."

                            Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.

                            Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."

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                              #89
                              Hahaha..., I wonder if this is the same blonde who has curtains hanging on her pc-screen...., because she use windows.....
                              "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                                #90
                                As TN posted our favorite FarSide cartoon (blah, blah, blah,Ginger) here are a few others...


                                Last edited by ehp; February 28th, 2009, 23:45.

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