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  • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    It's a dogs life: http://www.vgtv.no/#!/video/62827/se...se-som-en-mann

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    • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

      Originally posted by ombugge View Post

      You are still a child, Ombugge.
      Considering this video, as we say in French:a big laugh is equal to a big steack.

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      • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        Originally posted by yvneac View Post
        You are still a child, Ombugge.
        Considering this video, as we say in French:a big laugh is equal to a big steack.
        I don't know about the child bit. At my age that is probably to be regarded as a compliment, unless you are implying I'm becoming dotty in my old age??
        I actually thought the fellow with the silly giggle was funny.
        Me no understand the term "Big laugh = big steack"??? Maybe my french is lacking???

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        • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

          Originally posted by ombugge View Post
          I don't know about the child bit. At my age that is probably to be regarded as a compliment, unless you are implying I'm becoming dotty in my old age??
          I actually thought the fellow with the silly giggle was funny.
          Me no understand the term "Big laugh = big steack"??? Maybe my french is lacking???
          Dotty??You are still kidding Ombugge!!!
          This guy in your post is so stupid that hearing him I became as stupid as he is.
          As to the French proverb forget it; I can't translate it in a satisfactory way.

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          • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

            A Very Special Dictionary

            THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

            VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet.

            COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

            BUTT (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.'' Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

            ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

            FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

            REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

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            • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

              The House

              A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you re-marry?"
              After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
              "If I died and you re-married," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
              "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
              "If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"
              "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
              "If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
              "Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."

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              • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                Seen on a car i Helsinki

                Ĝistein

                If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                  Too cute not to share...

                  Caption ideas????

                  Last edited by ehp; August 6th, 2013, 14:24.
                  Cheers! Elizabeth

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                  • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    Caption: "Have you heard this one, then?"
                    Ivy

                    "To thine own self be true.......
                    Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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                    • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                      "Is it just me or is it a little otter in here?"
                      Cheers,

                      Mark.

                      www.pologlover.co.uk

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                      • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        Saying goodbye to mother (not sad)


                        We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.

                        We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

                        As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because she always tries to eat the bird.

                        My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

                        A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her *ss with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat *ss downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

                        The cab driver hit a parked car.

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                        • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                          Originally posted by Oistein View Post
                          Seen on a car i Helsinki



                          Good one - I had something similar on my Hilux in Thailand..... I'll see if I can find the photo....
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                          • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                            Originally posted by pakarang View Post


                            Good one - I had something similar on my Hilux in Thailand..... I'll see if I can find the photo....
                            I had bigger merits though....

                            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                            • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                              LOVE it! ..no surprise no kangaroos in your top continents, but you need to clock up a (small, driver-survivable) moose in Norway and ensure future ratings can be carried forward to future drives!!!!! ...thanks for the of the day xx

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                              • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                                The upcoming winter should give plenty of opportunities to score at least one skier!!!

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