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    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    when the blackberry was a blackberry

    best regards Thijs

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      Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

      I just love the two Ronnies and this video with one of them is perfect, so clever, made me laugh out loud. Another day I'll post the two R's in the same shop, that's a scream, too.
      Ivy

      "To thine own self be true.......
      Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        And Remarc, I just flicked back to your post at #821, it is great.
        Ivy

        "To thine own self be true.......
        Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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          Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Hudson River

          As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in NY...
          So cold, in fact, that the US Corp of Engineers has borrowed a
          Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Hudson River for freighter traffic.
          The Icebreaker is starting near Tarrytown and working its way northward.
          Here is a picture as the hard work of ice breaking begins. Impressive!

          Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Hudson
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            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

            Ouch - let's hope his chopper doesn't get frozen up.

            Thought you may also enjoy the Portsmouth Port Movements, as published on the Queen's Harbour Master website (www.ghm.mod.uk). Have a look at December 25th.



            Cheers,

            Mark.

            www.pologlover.co.uk

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              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

              Te-he! Me like. I do love it when even offialdom allows itself a mild smile.
              Ivy

              "To thine own self be true.......
              Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                Originally posted by ehp View Post
                I found this on Stephen Fry's Twitter feed... You Norwegians may already have seen it, but (as someone who can be easily startled myself) I laughed and laughed.



                That guy is in many so very much the same kind of person as me... people love scaring me too, and I also appreciate people being happy, smiling and make a life around themselves at work.
                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                  Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                  Top 10 Adult Truths

                  1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

                  2. Nothing worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

                  3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

                  4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

                  5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

                  6. Bad decisions make good stories.

                  7. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

                  8. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with a ****tail than Kay.

                  9. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

                  10. Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

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                    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    Norwegians and temperature

                    +15C / 59F
                    This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.
                    People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
                    The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
                    +10C / 50F
                    The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
                    The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
                    +5C / 41F
                    Italian cars won't start.
                    The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
                    0C / 32F
                    Distilled water freezes.
                    The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
                    -5C / 23F
                    People in California almost freeze to death.
                    The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.
                    -10C / 14F
                    The Brits start the heat in their houses.
                    The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
                    -20C / -4F
                    The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
                    The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
                    Autumn is here.
                    -30C / -22F
                    People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
                    The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
                    -40C / -40F
                    Paris start cracking in the cold.
                    The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
                    -50C / -58F
                    Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
                    The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
                    -70C / -94F
                    The false Santa moves south.
                    The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
                    -183C / -297.4F
                    Microbes in food don't survive.
                    The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
                    -273C / -459.4F
                    ALL atom-based movement halts.
                    The Norwegians start saying 'Faen, it's cold outside today.'
                    -300C / -508F
                    Hell freezes over.
                    Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
                    istein

                    If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                      Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                      Great, Oistein!........
                      Ivy

                      "To thine own self be true.......
                      Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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                        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        Ok, it' official...I've spent too much time of FB and not enough time here. I was looking for the "like" button on istein's post..............

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                          Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                          I got this in my e-mail a few days ago... it's very funny!

                          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                          Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                          Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com
                          Old forum: http://captainsvoyage.7.forumer.com/
                          Join us: Save the "Kong Olav" on facebook

                          Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                            best regards Thijs

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                              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                              Sick but funny

                              Little Red Riding Hood

                              Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
                              "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
                              The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.

                              Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
                              "My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.

                              About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
                              "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
                              With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"

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                                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                                A woman walks into a city train, see something funny on her smart phone..., and starts laughing.
                                Watch this video and see how that goes, among total strangers....
                                (This is not only that gorgeous smile, but the laughter so loud and long my stomach hurts)

                                Last edited by Sterkoder; January 31st, 2013, 22:05.
                                "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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