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    • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

      Watch it, and have a good laugh at the end... hilarious!

      https://vimeo.com/44538143
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      • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        With the risk of offending somebody I'll post something I found on BI website:
        Emigration of young Kiwis to Australia has always been an issue in NZ. Years ago, the greatly quotable NZ Prime Minister Sir Robert "Piggy Muldoon" said in response to the question of whether he was concerned that young New Zealanders were moving to Australia, "NO, I'm not concerned when young New Zealanders move to Australia because it raises the IQ level in both countries."

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        • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

          this gave me a smile
          best regards Thijs

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            Found this headline on VG-Nett today: Stormet den tyske ambassaden i Tyskland. Se video

            And I thought that the holiday season was over and somebody watched what these interns put out on the website.
            Last edited by ombugge; September 15th, 2012, 15:45.

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            • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

              Not so much a smile on your face, more of a confused look instead!

              Your charts, your radar, your eyes and ears - if all 4 agree, you may proceed with caution.

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              • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                Originally posted by Steve.B View Post
                Not so much a smile on your face, more of a confused look instead!

                Ok, that's just messing with my mind.....LOL

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                  Oh, I just love that type of diagram, they're fascinating. Do have a look at http://www.scientificpsychic.com/graphics/ It will blow your mind, not just mess with it, E.
                  Ivy

                  "To thine own self be true.......
                  Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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                  • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    Did television on the European side of the pond ever get a game show called "Hollywood Squares"??? It's still on in the US, but the questions and jokes, etc are scripted...back in the 70's, there were some BRILLIANTLY funny stars on the show, and here are a few of their ad lib funny answers to the questions asked.......


                    Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
                    (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)

                    Q. Do female frogs croak?
                    A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

                    Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
                    A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

                    Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
                    A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

                    Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
                    A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

                    Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you*think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
                    A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.

                    Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
                    A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

                    Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
                    A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

                    Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
                    A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

                    Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
                    A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

                    Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

                    Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
                    A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

                    Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
                    A. Rose Marie: Ralf, the pin boy.

                    Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.. One is politics, what is the other?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

                    Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
                    A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

                    Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
                    A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

                    Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

                    Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

                    Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
                    A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

                    Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

                    Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
                    A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

                    Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

                    Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its $ex?
                    A.. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

                    Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
                    A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

                    Q.. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
                    A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
                    Last edited by ehp; September 28th, 2012, 03:18.

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                    • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                      Little Suzy and Politics

                      Little Suzy came home from school one day and said to her father "Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."
                      The father thought some and said, "Okay, sweetie, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. "Lets say that I'm capitalism because I'm the bread winner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"
                      Little Suzy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."
                      Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Suzy was awaken by her brother's crying. Upon further investigation, she found a dirty diaper. So she went down the hall to her parent's bedroom and found her father's side of the bed empty and her mother wouldn't wake up.
                      Then she saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when she reached the door, she saw through the crack that her father was in bed with the maid. Because she couldn't do anything else, she turned and went back to bed.
                      The next morning, she said to her father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."
                      "Excellent, my dear," he answered. "What have you learned?"
                      Little Suzy thought for a minute and said, " I learned that Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep ignoring the People, and the Future's full of sh*t."

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                      • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        Makes me smile....

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                        • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                          Another funny bit!

                          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                          • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                            Anyone else a fan of Betty White and her show "Off their rockers" ?

                            When I get older, if I get older, I will be just like they are in that show... NOT like Betty White, but like one of her male counterparts.....

                            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                            • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                              I promise you, this is not intended to be funny!

                              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
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                              Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                              • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                                That looks a bit like my recliner in the living room. Put a big screen TV on the wall and it's my house.

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