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    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    An Angry Wife
    A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

    When he finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

    Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you li ke it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

    To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

    Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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      This is only fulfil the requirement of enough words to get it posted..
      Ĝistein

      If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        Originally posted by Oistein View Post
        That is a good one... looking out the window at the tidal wave of water cascading down from above, it is so true.
        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

        Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
        Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

        Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

            Love it, Ombugge!!!!
            Ivy

            "To thine own self be true.......
            Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

              What my mom taught me...

              My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

              My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

              My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

              My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."

              My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

              My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry out."

              My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

              My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

              My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

              My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

              My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

              My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!!!"

              My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

              My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father!"

              My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

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                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                All true, but I especially like this one:
                My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

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                  Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                  Any Project Managers among the CVF family???

                  Most of this all true: http://projectplanonline.com/?p=1402...mber_132943047

                  Even more true: http://projectplanonline.com/project...ement-funnies/
                  Last edited by ombugge; July 11th, 2012, 16:12.

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                    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    No.10 in the first list reminds me of a card to display on your desk that was very popular back in the 90's:
                    "Why be difficult when with a little more effort you can be impossible."
                    Ivy

                    "To thine own self be true.......
                    Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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                      This is just padding
                      Ĝistein

                      If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        In the UK, also, Ĝistein!
                        Ivy

                        "To thine own self be true.......
                        Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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                          Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                          How about this one??

                          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                          Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                          Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                          Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                            .... just in case!

                            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                              It's so true:

                              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                              Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                              Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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