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    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    That first one with Joan Collins is HILARIOUS!
    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

    Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
    Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

    Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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      Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

      The Chief Officer:

      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        I Won The Lottery!
        A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the darn lottery!"

        The wife says, "Oh my god! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

        The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"

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          Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

          Im pretty sure I haven't shared this video of Mr. Tiernan before



          America owes EFGKLJDFGLKGFJSKJSDLKJGV!

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            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

            Pucker Up!

            A tour group was visiting Ireland.
            One of the women in the group was a real grouch, and constantly complaining.
            The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible.
            It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.

            The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
            "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,” the guide said.
            "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it.
            Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."

            "We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted.
            "We have some other boring tour to go on.
            So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."

            "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
            "And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
            "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."

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              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

              Sean Collins

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                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                best regards Thijs

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                  Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                  Originally posted by janihudi View Post
                  .... "am I pregnant then...?".....
                  With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                  Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                  Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                  Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    Marcus Brigstocke



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                      Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                      A friend on Facebook saw this sign and sent it to me--she said she thought of me when she saw it.

                      I think all the long-time members of CVF will understand.....

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                        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        Here is a page of the 25 funniest cat sleeping positions. It's been a long time since I've seen something so cute and funny.

                        http://www.buzzfeed.com/paws/awkward...ping-positions

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                          Motive that suddenly was in my viewfinder

                          Øistein

                          If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                            the dutch make a joke with the german footballbus

                            best regards Thijs

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                                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                                A Man and A Dog Walk into a Bar...
                                A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

                                The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

                                "Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

                                Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

                                The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

                                The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

                                The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!"

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