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    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    Answers to Alzheimer's Test

    1. RANDOM
    2. FORK
    3. PANTS
    4. PULSE
    5. SIX
    6. BOOKS


    You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


    You do NOT have Alzheimer's
    You are a Pervert!!

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      Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

      You timed that perfectly, at least on my computer. The test was on one page and the answers on another.

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        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        How do you recognize Dyslexic geese?
        best regards Thijs

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          Hahaha

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            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

            Kristian, I WEPT with laughter at that!! THANKS!!

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              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::


              Hmm...interesting :P

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                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                Keep 'em coming...where DO you find this stuff???

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                  Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                  If you've got BBC entertainment, you'll probably be able to watch this show on tv In Norway, NRK3 broadcast it alot, aswell as Top Gear.
                  Anyway, more to come, Andrew Lawrence



                  And Steve Hughes

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                    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    Craig Campbell A shame I couldn't find the entire clip though...

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                      Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                      I think all of you will know how utterly disgusted I am by this youtube...



                      I refuse to believe it.

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                        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        Isn't that similar to a banker explaining you the function of financial assets???
                        Lofoten '07 ...... Nordnorge '11

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                          Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                          Originally posted by ehp View Post
                          I think all of you will know how utterly disgusted I am by this youtube...

                          .....

                          I refuse to believe it.
                          mmmmm... someone just have too much time for thinking....
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                              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                              George Carlin's Reflections on Life:

                              1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

                              2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

                              3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

                              4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

                              5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

                              6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

                              7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

                              8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but going faster is a maniac?

                              9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is!

                              10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

                              11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

                              12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

                              13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

                              14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too!"

                              15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

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                                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                                WOMEN AND HOME DEPOT

                                Charlie was installing a new door and
                                Found that one of the hinges was missing
                                He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
                                Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer,
                                Her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

                                When the manager was finished, Mary asked him,
                                "How much is that faucet?"
                                The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.
                                Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range.."
                                She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
                                The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
                                From the storeroom the manager yelled.

                                "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"
                                Mary shouted back,

                                "No, but I will for the faucet."

                                This is why you can't
                                Send a woman to Home Depot!!!!

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