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    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::



    Ending on a happier note:

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      Very nice ombugge! Very funny, or, are you serious....?

      I know Lady E might love at least some of these......
      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        Further to my above:

        I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend: "That's us in 10 years". He said: "That's a mirror, dip-shit."

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          Junior had just received his brand new driver's license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

          "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."

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            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

            Originally posted by ombugge View Post
            Well, you should know them Canuks, no manners.
            I hope you are kidding.

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              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

              Originally posted by Remarc View Post
              I hope you are kidding.
              Certainly!!! This is a thread for kidding after all. No offence intended.

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                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                Further to my earlier posts here:

                Two old friends at a bar when one pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from them and told his friend: "That's us in 10 years".
                He said: "That's a mirror you dip-shit."

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                  Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                  Now this may be a deadly serious and heartbreaking situation for many of our Norwegian family members, but Princess pointed out (over on Facebook) this Stephen Colbert report on Norway's butter shortage...

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                    Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    Originally posted by ehp View Post
                    Now this may be a deadly serious and heartbreaking situation for many of our Norwegian family members, but Princess pointed out (over on Facebook) this Stephen Colbert report on Norway's butter shortage...
                    baaahahahaha!! yes, DEADLY serious!! Greek credit crunch, my bleedin'...!!! hahaha!!!

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                      Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                      http://www.artige.no/bilde/7036

                      From a norwegian page, but in English. Enjoy .

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                        Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        Originally posted by janihudi View Post
                        windsurfing instructor


                        I'm SOOO taking up windsurfing!!! LOOL!!

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                          Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                          The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

                          When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

                          The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

                          The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the
                          essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

                          About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

                          10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

                          9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

                          8. Viagra, like a rock !

                          7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be t here overnight.

                          6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

                          5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

                          4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

                          3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

                          2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

                          And the unanimous number one slogan:

                          1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.

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                            Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                            I did not know this...

                            When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
                            When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

                            When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
                            problems.
                            When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.



                            Apparently, ice is really bad for you.



                            Warn all your friends.

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                              Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                              Alzheimer's Test
                              How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

                              1. _ _NDOM
                              2. F_ _K
                              3. P_N_S
                              4. PU_S_
                              5. S_X
                              6. BOO_S

                              Answers to follow

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                                Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                                Answers to Alzheimer's Test

                                1. RANDOM
                                2. FORK
                                3. PANTS
                                4. PULSE
                                5. SIX
                                6. BOOKS


                                You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


                                You do NOT have Alzheimer's
                                You are a Pervert!!

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