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  • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

    Originally posted by pakarang View Post


    Here is a video clip I remember from the 80's when Manila was my home.... I remember the first time I saw this on TV (way before I had even heard of Internet), and how we, my friends and I, sat in front of the small color TV and laughing our sitting-areas off...

    I still find it hilarious!
    Worthy of Saturday Night Live..............

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    • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

      Thank you, 'Remarc' !!!!

      I should not have opened my mouth to talk right now, because I spend a lot of time in front of my tv and laptop, BUT...., I'm an adult
      To be serious for a moment in a thread filled by humour; if anyone wonders, what's in 'Remarc's post here is LIFE.
      "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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      • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

        Haaaaahhhaaahahahahahahaha.....

        This one I've only read before, once way back in the early 1980's, but holy...., how funny it was to actually listen to the italian guy...

        "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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        • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

          Dear Tech Support,

          Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

          Signed,
          Desperate

          ***

          DEAR DESPERATE,

          First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

          Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

          Good Luck,
          Tech Support

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          • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

            Remarc, you'll make me look bad when posting this video
            But then again, I think you all know that stereotyping young people/kids today that way is incorrect
            Anyways, the video, which is game reactions to a scary game that I actually haven't played and wont play (Seems like a old game). But I do recognise myself in their reactions in other games :P

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RKu...eature=related

            (That build in youtube thing didnt work....)

            pakarang: yes, it does... :

            Last edited by pakarang; August 28th, 2011, 20:49. Reason: Embedded youtube video

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            • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

              A friend of mine posted this on facebook, and Olaf shared it, so thats how I found it x)

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              • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                Originally posted by The Sea-Otter View Post
                A friend of mine posted this on facebook, and Olaf shared it, so thats how I found it x)

                I love this one.... hilarious, and next to Doctor G, Reba, and Louise Dreyfuss, she is actually quite a cute girl....

                "I don't know why you keep on picking it up....".....
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                • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                  The longer you've been married,

                  The funnier this becomes!

                  An old married couple was at home watching TV.

                  The husband had the remote and was switching back

                  And forth between a fishing channel and the **** channel.

                  The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:

                  "For god's sake! Leave it on the **** channel.

                  You Already know how to fish!"

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                  • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                    We could all use a laugh today......

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                    • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                      0 to 200

                      Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
                      really pissed.

                      She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
                      driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

                      The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
                      up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
                      gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

                      Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
                      the box back in the house.

                      She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


                      Bob has been missing since Friday.

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                      • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                        The theme for the monthly photo competition of September is Evolution.

                        This is also EVOLUTION

                        Ĝistein

                        If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                        • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                          Good example of a Brain Study:

                          If you can read this you have a strong mind:



                          7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.

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                          • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                            That´s great. thx. ;-)

                            Matthias

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                            • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                              Wh47 9un! M0r3 pl3453.
                              Ivy

                              "To thine own self be true.......
                              Thou canst not then be false to any man."

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                              • Re: ::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

                                Originally posted by Remarc View Post
                                Good example of a Brain Study:

                                If you can read this you have a strong mind:



                                7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.
                                That is quite amazing, and it's right, when i first looked i thought 'what on earth!', but after i had looked at it a couple of times i could read it. Our minds certainly can do some amazing things!
                                Your charts, your radar, your eyes and ears - if all 4 agree, you may proceed with caution.

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