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    Not all the images that came out of the Royal wedding in London was of the royal sort:

    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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      Literally translated...:

      '' hey, that's nasty.... so, what are you wearing..?.... "

      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
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        Originally posted by pakarang View Post
        Not all the images that came out of the Royal wedding in London was of the royal sort....
        ….man in uniform…and look what happens

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          Originally posted by pakarang View Post
          ....hey, that's nasty.... so, what are you wearing..?....
          ok, ok, I know, it’s a “what are you wearing” thing…….but I see you’re sticking with that dubious translation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            best regards Thijs

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              Finn.no is Norway's online second hand market.... under the banner "Free Give Away's" I found this advertisement:



              "Nicely used black tape is given away"

              "Description:

              Nice black tape of high quality is given away due to the purchase of a new one.

              The tape can be used on anything. In fact, one of the best tapes I have ever had, but unfortunately, I do not have room for it in my drawer.

              Call or send me a mail..."
              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
              Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com
              Old forum: http://captainsvoyage.7.forumer.com/
              Join us: Save the "Kong Olav" on facebook

              Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                A Homeless Man's Funeral


                As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
                I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

                I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. As I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

                As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

                Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing.

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                  Four guys had been going to the same remote fishing spot for many years.

                  Two days before the group was to leave, Ron's wife put her foot down and told him he wasn't going.

                  Ron's friends were very upset that he couldn't go, but what could they do.

                  Two days later the three get to the camp site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

                  "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

                  "I've been here since yesterday," said Ron.

                  "What happened?" his friends inquired.

                  "Well, yesterday evening, I was just sitting in my chair at home. My wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'guess who?'

                  I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a brand new see-through negligee.

                  She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom; the room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! Then she told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, which I did.

                  And then she said, "Now you can do whatever you want."


                  So, here I am.

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                    One of the funniest I've seen. Turn up the volume...

                    "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                      Hahahaha...

                      The dog was so perfectly positioned.... very funny!
                      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com
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                        sailorswife ...

                        Last edited by Maria; May 14th, 2011, 23:00. Reason: fixed link

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                          This one has been here before, but now with English subtitles.

                          Last edited by Oistein; May 12th, 2011, 12:39.
                          Øistein

                          If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                            Or with German subtitles:

                            Øistein

                            If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                              From the quai, a woman saw the old tugboatcaptain mooring his tug very exactly. She was impressed, that such an old man was still working in his demanding profession and decided to interview him. So she asked him how he did this:
                              "Captain, what is the secret for such a long and productive life?" she asked.
                              "Well," answered the captain, "I smoke 3 bundles heavy shag a day, drink one liter whisky every seven days, eat too much fat and I don't do sports at all."
                              "Incredible! I can't believe it!!" the woman replied. "And how old are you right now?"
                              The captain said: "31".

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                                Originally posted by Maria View Post
                                From the quai, a woman saw the old tugboatcaptain mooring his tug very exactly. She was impressed, that such an old man was still working in his demanding profession and decided to interview him. So she asked him how he did this:
                                "Captain, what is the secret for such a long and productive life?" she asked.
                                "Well," answered the captain, "I smoke 3 bundles heavy shag a day, drink one liter whisky every seven days, eat too much fat and I don't do sports at all."
                                "Incredible! I can't believe it!!" the woman replied. "And how old are you right now?"
                                The captain said: "31".
                                Nice one Maria!
                                Your charts, your radar, your eyes and ears - if all 4 agree, you may proceed with caution.

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