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  • Some days I do feel like this:

    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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    • Translation:

      It's so cool to hunk the horn! How about making a portable ships horn you can take everywhere and bother a lot of people? That would be a dream.

      The prototype which led to the invention of the car.
      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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      • Some days are harder than others:

        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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        • Anyone been in a similar situation?



          He never lets go of his pacifier!

          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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          • With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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            • My friend just forwarded this to me....yeap, file it under "Blessed are they that can laugh at themselves for they will never cease to be amused."

              This lady could live next door to me.

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              • I'm so sorry if anyone feels offended by this one, but I laughed out so loud when it arrived in my mail box:
                I laughed when I saw the first picture, then even louder when I read the text, and laughed hysterical at the last picture...
                I'm still shaking with laughter....

                Then there's always the laughing school-bus driver in that barn video in post #626.
                That must be the funniest video ever...., and try to catch the talk also about what the other guys are doing, specially that guy who makes tanks...
                Oh, this is a good one!!!!
                "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                • We live very far back from the road and have sensors on the driveway so we know when someone is coming. I wear a wireless pager when I'm not in the house that signals when someone is coming. A few months ago I was walking down to the firing range to practice and the pager went off so I turned around and walked back to the house. Not wanting to take the time to remove my boots and go through the house to the front door I just walked around the house. You should have seen the look on the faces of the two born again Christians when I came around the corner with a black rifle and a can of ammo. They politely said they were sorry for disturbing me and quickly left. I don't know what they were worried about. I smiled once. They sure did leave in a hurry though.

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                  • Originally posted by pilotdane View Post
                    We live very far back from the road and have sensors on the driveway so we know when someone is coming. I wear a wireless pager when I'm not in the house that signals when someone is coming. A few months ago I was walking down to the firing range to practice and the pager went off so I turned around and walked back to the house. Not wanting to take the time to remove my boots and go through the house to the front door I just walked around the house. You should have seen the look on the faces of the two born again Christians when I came around the corner with a black rifle and a can of ammo. They politely said they were sorry for disturbing me and quickly left. I don't know what they were worried about. I smiled once. They sure did leave in a hurry though.
                    Hahahahahaha That was hilarious! I sure will make an appointment before I come to see you!
                    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                    • QHSE Compliant

                      Full PPE is required:


                      The most important item is the Hardhat:

                      What do you mean it doesn't meet IMO Standard???
                      It is hard and it is on my head, what more can be required???

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                      • Originally posted by ombugge View Post
                        What do you mean it doesn't meet IMO Standard???

                        It is hard and it is on my head, what more can be required???
                        Thanks ombugge for the laugh: good one! I liked it.
                        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                        • The Hangover

                          Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

                          So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

                          Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

                          His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

                          Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

                          His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"

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                          • A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

                            The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

                            The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.

                            'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

                            The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'

                            He told Sniffer to 'search'.

                            Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
                            Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.

                            The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

                            'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.

                            Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

                            The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
                            The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

                            'I like it!' said his seat mate.

                            The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.

                            Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to "mess" all over the place.

                            The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ???'

                            The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb !!!'

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                            • A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the Norwegian pass a "math" test. "Here's your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
                              "Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.
                              "What's this?" the boss asks.
                              "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Norwegian
                              "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
                              The Norwegian stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
                              The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
                              "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
                              The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
                              The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
                              The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred... So, when I start?!"..

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                              • Originally posted by The Sea-Otter View Post
                                A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the Norwegian pass a "math" test. "Here's your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
                                "Without numbers?" the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.
                                "What's this?" the boss asks.
                                "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Norwegian
                                "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
                                The Norwegian stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
                                The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
                                "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
                                The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
                                The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
                                The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred... So, when I start?!"..


                                Very nice one!
                                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
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