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    Clearance sale on Made to measure shirts ???

    http://www.marksandspencer.com/Made-...ens/b/63593031

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      Took me a while before I got it, but I eventually got there...
      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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        The perfect girlfriend....

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          New products from Apple

          Øistein

          If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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            Have got myself a new favourite cartoon:

            Lunch by Børge Lund, with main character named Kjell.

            Found in "Dagbladet" newspaper, new strips Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday.

            http://www.dagbladet.no/tegneserie/

            The Cartoons own website:

            http://www.lunchstriper.no/



            1: "What are my career coming to?"
            2: "Bypassed by men with ties, year after year."

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              Originally posted by Nichu View Post
              Have got myself a new favourite cartoon:

              Lunch by Børge Lund, with main character named Kjell.

              Found in "Dagbladet" newspaper, new strips Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday.

              http://www.dagbladet.no/tegneserie/

              The Cartoons own website:

              http://www.lunchstriper.no/



              1: "What are my career coming to?"
              2: "Bypassed by men with ties, year after year."
              Ok., I LAUGHED OUT LOUD on this one!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!

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                Originally posted by Oistein View Post
                New products from Apple
                .....
                Well place political joke... the iRACK....
                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                  Probably among the most annoying songs EVER:

                  With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                  Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                  Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                  Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                    Now stop that....I LOVE Beaker!!!!

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                      Warning: Scam Against Older Men

                      Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

                      A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

                      Here's how the scam works:

                      Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

                      I had my wallet stolen Mar. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Apr.1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

                      So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

                      Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.

                      So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

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                        Your Duck is Dead

                        A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to
                        the bird's chest.

                        After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

                        The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

                        "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

                        "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

                        The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

                        The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

                        The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

                        The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

                        The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

                        The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
                        Lofoten '07 ...... Nordnorge '11

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                          *groan* That was funny, Ralf. I'll have to pass that one along!!!!!

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                            thanks remarc and ralf,for this great moment of fun.
                            have to go to that wal-mart.
                            best regards Thijs

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                              No offence meant by posting this. But i bet many of us have experienced something very similar to this!

                              Your charts, your radar, your eyes and ears - if all 4 agree, you may proceed with caution.

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                                Originally posted by Steve.B View Post
                                No offence meant by posting this. But i bet many of us have experienced something very similar to this!

                                Funny.... because I recognize the situation.
                                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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