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    I love this cartoon, it's HILARIOUS:

    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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      http://www.shoeboxblog.com/

      Check out this website: tons to laugh about, espcially under the CARTOONS-tab... pages upon pages with funnies:

      http://www.shoeboxblog.com/

      Examples:



      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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        Jan-Olav, I know this is hell-week for you...so maybe this might give you a laugh!!

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          Originally posted by ehp View Post
          Jan-Olav, I know this is hell-week for you...so maybe this might give you a laugh!!

          ......
          Who knew animals could be that funny... thanks for the laugh!
          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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            this could be me

            http://www.gabrielbur.info/view.php?...itse+kustwacht.
            best regards Thijs

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              Originally posted by janihudi View Post
              HILARIOUS.... absolutely hilarious!
              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
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                Ever wondered how a storm might look like from inside a cruise ship???
                Take a look at this YouTube video...., nothing to laugh about, but the accompanying music made me laugh like..., well, you know

                Stormy weather:


                Seems like there are no music on this clip, but on the one I received via e-mail, the film was accompanied by Rod Stewart singing 'I am Sailing' (haha)
                Last edited by Sterkoder; November 19th, 2010, 13:13.
                "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                  If this doesn't make you smile, you have no heart....

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                    From you-know-who... hilarious as anything else:


                    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                      This is just too funny not to share with you all.....

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                        Originally posted by ehp View Post
                        This is just too funny not to share with you all.....
                        ......
                        Funny.... I think my favorite moment is when they peak out from the drapes at the beginning!
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                          Cleaning tips for Christmas:

                          If you have a messy home, you can:

                          1: Create a new folder on your PC
                          2: Name the folder "mess in the house"
                          3: Pour a glass of wine
                          4: Right-click to delete the folder
                          5: The computer will then ask, "Do you want to eliminate mess in the house forever?"
                          6: Click the YES button
                          7: Place the legs on the table, drink wine and enjoy
                          Ĝistein

                          If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                            The Deaf Wife Problem

                            Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
                            Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
                            The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
                            "Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
                            That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
                            Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
                            No response.
                            So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Peg, what's for dinner?"
                            Still no response.
                            Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
                            Again he gets no response.
                            So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
                            Again there is no response.
                            So he walks right up behind her. "Peg, what's for dinner?"

                            'For heaven's sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, its CHICKEN!'

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                              We may have had this before....

                              Capitalism and Cows

                              TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

                              AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

                              FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

                              A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them world-wide.

                              A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

                              A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad.

                              AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

                              A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

                              A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

                              A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them.

                              A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

                              AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

                              ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

                              ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows.

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