Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

::: Creating that gorgeous smile of the day :::

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts













    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

    Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
    Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

    Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

    Comment








      ... and finally:

      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

      Comment


        Well said:

        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

        Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
        Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

        Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

        Comment


          A True Canadian Hockey Fan

          It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice.
          He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
          He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.

          "No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."
          "This is incredible", said the man.
          "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?"

          The neighbour says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
          This is the first Stanley Cup we
          haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

          "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or a relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

          The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

          Comment


            Grandalf Goes to the World Cup

            The vuvuzela spreads out.

            Ĝistein

            If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

            Comment


              An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.



              The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.



              The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped!"



              Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.



              He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.



              The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?" Out of breath and pale as a ghost, the old man whispers,



              Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror !!!!

              Comment


                I know we normally do funny stuff...but this is so neat, it will DEFINITELY put a gorgeous smile on your face....



                Deaf from birth, Jonathan responds to his mom's voice for the first time.....

                Comment


                  Hi class drummer. You can't avoid to observe how he treats the drumsticks and drums.

                  Turn up the sound and enjoy. Fantastic

                  Ĝistein

                  If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

                  Comment




                    great performence
                    i wunder if he kept that the whole evening at a gig
                    best regards Thijs

                    Comment


                      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

                      Comment


                        Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year.
                        And every year Morris would say,
                        'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

                        Esther always replied,
                        'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,and fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

                        One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
                        'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

                        To this, Esther replied,
                        'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

                        The pilot overheard the couple and said,

                        'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! '

                        'But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

                        Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

                        The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

                        He did his daredevil tricks over and over again...

                        But still not a word.

                        When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
                        'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
                        I'm impressed!'

                        Morris replied,
                        'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out,
                        But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

                        Comment


                          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                          Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                          Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                          Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

                          Comment


                            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

                            Comment


                              I meant to post this yesterday, before the Captain left for night Hell Week...but I forgot..

                              This short film from Pixar was shown to me first by follow member Jaguar (ahem....that clever daughter of mine, Alix)..

                              Something about it just gave me the giggles. I love how so much can be expressed with out words........... It's just as funny the 4th time as the 1st.....

                              ENJOY!!!

                              "For The Birds"

                              Comment


                                Originally posted by ehp View Post
                                ....It's just as funny the 4th time as the 1st.....
                                . . . and 5th and 6th. . . Thanks Jaguar .

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X