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    Yooooooooooohhh!!!!

    Dam good letter!!
    Lofoten '07 ...... Nordnorge '11

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      Bureaucrats are bureaucrats anywhere in the world. Common sense is not all that common but somebody should have smelled a "beaver" here.

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        Good laugh from that one!

        Also from E:

        A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPY LIVING:

        Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

        Avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

        For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

        A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

        If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You'll be afraid to cough.

        You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.

        If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

        Daily thought: Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for much but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

        Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
        Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

        Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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            Originally posted by ehp View Post
            This is my favourite... it's so genius! Love it!
            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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              If the enemy is in range, so are you. --Infantry Journal

              It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. --U.S. Air Force Manual



              "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."-- General MacArthur



              "You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."-- U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.


              Tracers work in both directions.-- U.S. Army Ordnance



              Five second fuses only last three seconds.-- Infantry Journal



              Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once.


              Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.-- Unknown Marine Recruit



              Clean it, if it's Dirty. Oil it, if it Squeaks. But: Don't Mess with it, if it Works! --USAF Electronic Technician



              If you see a bomb technician running, keep up with him. -- USAF - Ammo Troop



              "Yea, though I fly through the valley of death , I shall fear no evil,for I am at 80,000 feet and climbing."


              "You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3."
              - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)



              A Navigator's Definition of Latitude & Longitude:

              "Latitude" is where we are lost, and "Longitude" is how long we've been lost there!--USAF Navi-guesser


              "The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."


              "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter; however, it's probably 'unsafe' in any case."


              "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

              Q: "What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?

              A: If a pilot fouls up, the pilot dies; if ATC fouls up, the pilot dies."


              Airspeed -- Altitude -- Brains

              Two out of three are needed to successfully complete the flight.



              Mankind has a perfect record in aviation. We never left one up there!

              Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground who is incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.


              "The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you."-- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)

              "There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." - Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970



              "If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to."


              "You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes FULL power to taxi to the terminal."


              As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot's reply:

              "I don 't know, I just got here myself!"

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                Fantastic E... those were really good!
                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                  when I read them, all I could think about were Sterkoder and Pilotdane.......

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                    Originally posted by ehp View Post
                    "You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes FULL power to taxi to the terminal."
                    Particularly this one for them....
                    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                    Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                    Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                    Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                      Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.

                      Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
                      Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

                      Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
                      Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

                      Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
                      Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."

                      Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."
                      Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
                      Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

                      Problem: "Something loose in coc*pit."
                      Solution: "Something tightened in coc*pit."

                      Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
                      Solution: "Evidence removed."

                      Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
                      Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

                      Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
                      Solution: "Live bugs on order."

                      Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
                      Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

                      Problem: "IFF inoperative."
                      Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

                      Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
                      Solution: "That's what they're there for."

                      Problem: "Number three engine missing."
                      Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
                      Last edited by Sterkoder; September 8th, 2009, 20:40.
                      "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                        Those are awesome.... !
                        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                        Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                        Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                        Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                          Need a cup of coffee this morning?

                          Have a cup and a great day!
                          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                          Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                          Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                          Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                              Reminding all of you that international "Talk Like A Pirate Day" is Saturday!!!!!

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                                Originally posted by ehp View Post
                                Reminding all of you that international "Talk Like A Pirate Day" is Saturday!!!!!

                                Fantastic... aye aye!
                                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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