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    the "Herman Suntan" cartoon is still one of my favorites........

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      Joke between Swedes and Norwagians: sent to me recently...

      Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side of the road for the parade, the Norwegians on the other. Then, the Swedes throw firecrackers at the Norwegians. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and throw them back..

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      A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to him:
      - "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten beer bottles on your head." The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of the peer pressure. The Norwegian smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles.
      - "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the Swede.
      - "I am not a total idiot," the Norwegian replied, "then I would have to give you that $200."

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      A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.
      - "Where did you find that monkey?" asked the Norwegian.
      - "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.
      - "Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."

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      Q: What is the difference between Swedes and Norwegians?
      A: The Swedes have nice neighbors!

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      A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that goes down the center of the road. The first day he managed to paint 2 kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. The next day he only painted 200 meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the first day. But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters. The boss called him into the office and demanded an explanation. "Well, you see it's getting so darn far to walk all the way to the paint bucket," the Swede explained.

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      Ole and Lena had been married seven years. Lena was getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. She thought he was cheating on her. Lena says to Ole "You never tell me you love me. Is there someone else?" Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. If I ever change my mind I'll let you know."
      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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        Especially for Jan-Olav, from my Alix, because I told her he loves the Muppets.....she found this because she knows I love Beaker....

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          I have to put this one up, too--because it's rare that I laugh out loud when I'm by myself..but I did...

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            Those are really good bits! Thanks E and Alix!
            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

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              Just posting jokes submitted by e-mail to me:

              It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

              As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

              He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. 'Were they trying to steal it?'

              'Heavens no, we bought it.'

              'Then why don't you drive it away.'

              'We can't drive.'

              'Then why did you buy it?'

              'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting'.
              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
              Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

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                Oh I think this one fits in very nicely with the last few posts - ehp's muppets, and Jan-Olav's jokes about Swedes.

                My favourite muppet!


                EDIT: Oh thats just great, my 400th post and promotion to 1st officer, and what did i post? A mad Swedish chef!
                Last edited by Steve.B; June 26th, 2009, 21:59.
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                  Originally posted by Steve.B View Post
                  EDIT: Oh thats just great, my 400th post and promotion to 1st officer, and what did i post? A mad Swedish chef!
                  Couldn't have been more perfect...
                  With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                  Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                  Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                  Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                    This just makes me laugh everytime. Typical Yorkshire & local humour.

                    Last edited by SaintsFCFan; June 30th, 2009, 23:47.
                    Infamy, Infamy.... They've got it in for me! Said The Laughing Assassin.

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                      That Yorkshire Airlines video is absolutely HILARIOUS!
                      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

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                      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                        Just posting for someone else, to make you all smile a little more today:



















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                          Just posting more from someone else:







                          How to NOT launch your boat:

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                            Thank you!!!

                            (I am a big girl, I can post stuff, too, but I know how you love your post count!!! LOL)

                            I just LOVED the boat... but I'm thinking it must have been a city boy who did that...Gawd know, a Country Boy knows which end of a boat goes down a boat ramp first...)

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                              From a file of 20-year old cartoons I happened upon in my file drawers...







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                                Originally posted by ehp View Post
                                Thank you!!!

                                (I am a big girl, I can post stuff, too, but I know how you love your post count!!! LOL)

                                I just LOVED the boat... but I'm thinking it must have been a city boy who did that...Gawd know, a Country Boy knows which end of a boat goes down a boat ramp first...)
                                Please do post it.. it might take too long time for me to getting around doing it... (and these are so good they ought to be shared). They really put a smile on my face...

                                The boat launch... hummm.... wonder what made him think it was best to drive ahead into the water.... maybe the driver is like me, fearing going backwards with hangers...
                                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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