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    BINGO!!! Well done!

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      Obama versus Sarkosy

      Originally posted by ombugge View Post
      A few weeks ago President Obama visited President Sarkozy in Paris and the two first ladies got to compare the virtues of their respective husband, as wives are want to do.
      Would any CV member care to venture a guess as to the conclusion?
      Answer in 24 hrs.
      Doesn't look like anybody wants to venture a guess as to the female mind, so here is the answer.
      Since pictures speaks louder than a thousand word, this doesn't require an explanation:



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        Good one !!!
        Lofoten '07 ...... Nordnorge '11

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          Oh that's made my morning! Fantastic!
          Your charts, your radar, your eyes and ears - if all 4 agree, you may proceed with caution.

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            Originally posted by ehp View Post
            oh, i can't wait for this one........:d:d
            this was brilliant!!!!!!!!

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              My cousin sent this to me. I know it's so childish, but I've always wanted to have the chance to do something like this.

              I laughed out loud in some places....l'Opera, the bus....having to stop for the truck, the pidgeons near Sacre Coeur.....

              The downshifting alone made me weak in the knees....

              Notes on the video from my cousin..
              "On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris early in the morning . The film was limited for technical reasons to 10 minutes; the course was from Porte Dauphine , through the Louvre, to the Basilica of Sacre Coeur.

              No streets were closed, for Lelouc he was unable to obtain a permit.

              The driver completed the course in about 9 minutes, reaching nearly 140 MPH in some stretches. The footage reveals him running real red lights, nearly hitting real pedestrians, and driving the wrong way up real one-way streets.

              Upon showing the film in public for the first time, Lelouch was arrested. He has never revealed the identity of the driver, and the film went underground. Turn on your sound and go full screen.............."


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                Hold on, just got to let my heart rate come back down..........................

                Bl**dy Hell!! How on earth did he manage that without wiping himself and others out? The guy must be crazy to say the least. And he's got nerves of steel, that's for sure. Just how many times did that nearly go very wrong indeed? WOW! That was quite something i must say. I loved it!

                But, I must be grown up and responsible. Unlike that driver who was anything but responsible. He was just plain reckless and dangerous. Bad, bad, bad, very naughty, very naughty indeed. Truly a silly person. Lock him up and throw away the key - definitely no presents for him at Christmas. So there you go, any children watching, dont do it! (And that goes for you aswell Ralf)
                Your charts, your radar, your eyes and ears - if all 4 agree, you may proceed with caution.

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                  Phew!!!!
                  What else can I say. Other than . . .
                  . . . at least they were pigeons and not Seagulls

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                    How many people have ever driven a car really hard? I don't mean "spirited" but really drive a car to it's limits.

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                      Oh, I so want to go to racing school............to do just THAT, Dane......

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                        If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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                          A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't
                          seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

                          "What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
                          Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
                          Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball,
                          but I'm fine now."

                          Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to
                          your hand?"
                          Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
                          sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

                          Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
                          Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I
                          looked up and one of them dumped in my eye."

                          "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You lost an eye just from bird droppings:"

                          Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

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                            An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a *** therapist's office.

                            The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

                            The man says, "Will you watch us have ***ual intercourse?"

                            The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for ***ual advice that he agrees.

                            When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

                            He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

                            The next week, the same couple returns and asks the *** therapist to watch again. The *** therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

                            This happens several weeks in a row.

                            The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.


                            Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

                            The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything...

                            She's married; so we can't go to her house.

                            I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

                            The Holiday Inn charges $98.

                            The Hilton charges $139.

                            We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.".
                            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                              Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                              Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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