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    From an admirer, a bit on the naughty side of life:

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

    Those who remained talked about their kids..

    The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

    The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best
    friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

    The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
    birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

    The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations
    for?'

    One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.. What about your son?'

    The fourth man replied: 'My son is *** and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

    The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'


    The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
    With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

    Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
    Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

    Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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      How to say "I love you" in 24 languages.

      1. English I Love You

      2. Spanish Te Amo

      3. French Je T' aime

      4. German lch Liebe Dich

      5. Japanese Ai Shite Imasu

      6. Thai Phom rak khun

      7. Italian Ti amo

      8. Chinese Wo Ai Ni

      9. Swedish Jag Alskar Dig

      .......and

      10. - 24. In parts of Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, and Northern parts of Florida

      Nice Butt, Git in the truck!
      With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

      Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
      Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

      Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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        A child's prayer:

        Dear God,

        Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer......

        Amen !!!
        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

        Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
        Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

        Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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          Posting this one for ehp:

          One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."

          "Good morning Pastor", he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this? "

          The pastor said, "Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service. "

          Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked:

          "Which service...the 8:30 or the 10:30?"
          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

          Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
          Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

          Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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            From our dear ehp:

            If women ruled the world:













            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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              Also from ehp:

              I found a Somalia cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan ) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ).

              The cost is a bit high but it seems well worth it. What I found encouraging and enlightening is that the cruise line is encouraging people to bring their own high powered weapons along. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days. All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package:

              $800.00 US/per day per person, double occupancy (4 day minimum)

              M-16 full automatic: rental $25.00/day with ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing for $15.95

              AK-47 rifle: no charge. Ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com bloc ball ammo for $14.95

              Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle: rental $55.00/day. Ammo at 25 rounds of 50 BMG armor piercing at $19.95

              Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

              They even offer RPG's at $75 bucks and $200 for 3 standard loads

              Mounted mini-gun available @ $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

              Free complimentary night vision equipment.

              Meals are not included but seem reasonable. Coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am

              They offer group rates and corporate discounts, and even offer a partial money back guarantee if not satisfied.

              Text from the ad

              "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia . If an attempted hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots.

              "We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Soma lia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are
              shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before April 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."


              Here are a few testimonials:

              "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!" ---- Stan, Denver, CO USA

              "I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again." ---- Lars , Hamburg , Germany

              "Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0, PASSENGERS 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English." ----- Ned, Salt Lake City , Utah USA

              "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use, and their crappy aim reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam." ----"Chopper" Dan, Toledo , Ohio USA

              "Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do." ---Zeke, Minnahaw Springs, Kentucky USA

              How Can Ya Beat That ? Carnival's got nuthin on these guys ! ---- Robert Parker
              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
              Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

              Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                I'm sure nobody would feel offended by any of these cartoons, or what?

















                Too much over the top?
                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                  This tickled me...it's one of the traditional songs from my home state of Louisiana ...

                  for some reason, it screamed "Jan-Olav" to me.....

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                    Deleted by self. (Not funny at all in broad daylight....).
                    Last edited by Sterkoder; June 2nd, 2009, 12:40.
                    "IF GOD COULD MAKE ANGELS...., WHY IN HELL MAKE MAN?"

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                      Now you have my curiosity aroused, Svein......

                      Here's one my daughter Alix showed me. A Halloween prank goes wrong. I probably shouldn't think it's funny, but I do......

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                        Originally posted by ehp View Post
                        This tickled me...it's one of the traditional songs from my home state of Louisiana ...

                        for some reason, it screamed "Jan-Olav" to me.....

                        And where in the world did you get hold of my old home videos.... ??
                        With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                        Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                        Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                        Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                          Obama versus Sarkosy

                          A few weeks ago President Obama visited President Sarkozy in Paris and the two first ladies got to compare the virtues of their respective husband, as wives are want to do.
                          Would any CV member care to venture a guess as to the conclusion?

                          Answer in 24 hrs.

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                            Originally posted by ombugge View Post
                            A few weeks ago President Obama visited President Sarkozy in Paris and the two first ladies got to compare the virtues of their respective husband, as wives are want to do.
                            Would any CV member care to venture a guess as to the conclusion?

                            Answer in 24 hrs.
                            Oh, I can't wait for THIS one........

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                              Originally posted by pakarang View Post
                              And where in the world did you get hold of my old home videos.... ??
                              It's that "twin brain transplant" thing,J-O...I keep having to remind you that I am the one from Louisiana, and YOU are the one from Norway........

                              Here's a fun fact to know-and-tell..... What is the state song of Louisiana? It was written by a former governor of the state????? Any guesses?? You've probably heard it...it's a popular tune...
                              Last edited by ehp; June 4th, 2009, 14:55.

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                                Originally posted by ehp View Post

                                Here's a fun fact to know-and-tell..... What is the state song of Louisiana? It was written by a former governor of the state????? Any guesses?? You've probably heard it...it's a popular tune...
                                What about this one?



                                Words and music by former Governor Jimmie H. Davis and Charles Mitchell
                                Øistein

                                If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you...

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