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    Sent from my daughter Alix to all her mom's friends on Captains Voyage....
    "Claymation Chess"

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      And now for you from my son AJ, the musician...this is cool, even if it is animated....
      "Amazing Music Machine"

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        If you've never seen Bill Cosby's "Himself" video from 1983, try to. It's 90 minutes of laughing so hard you will cry. I have both video and audio, and it never gets old. While trying to find a video of "the Same Thing Happens Every Night" I came across "Grandparents". Whether you have kids or not, it's funny funny funny....

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          Here's another clip from "Himself"--"Chocolate Cake for Breakfast"
          http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ideoid=4393284

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            It doesn't get better than this: the world is PINK after all!

            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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              Originally posted by pakarang View Post
              It doesn't get better than this: the world is PINK after all!
              This most enchanting song is on youtube as well:

              With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

              Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
              Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

              Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making chocolate moose

                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                  "Mork mork mork"..... "wit de chokolat..yum yum yum...und noe.... de moossee"
                  "De Chokolat un der mooooooose..."

                  I can barely contain myself I'm laughing so hard.......

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                    "Und vee put da chic chic in de oven..."

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                      Oil Change instructions for Women:

                      1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

                      2) Drink a cup of coffee.

                      3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

                      Money spent:

                      Oil Change:

                      $20.00
                      Coffee: $1.00
                      Total: $21.00
                      ==========

                      Oil Change instructions for Men :


                      1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.

                      2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.

                      3) Open a beer and drink it.

                      4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.

                      5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.

                      6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.

                      7) Place drain pan under engine..

                      8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.

                      9) Give up and use crescent wrench.

                      10) Unscrew drain plug.

                      11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.

                      12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.

                      13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.

                      14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.

                      15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.

                      16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.

                      17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.

                      18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.

                      19) Remember drain plug from step 11.

                      20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.

                      21) Drink beer.

                      22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.

                      23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.

                      24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame..

                      25) Begin cussing fit.

                      26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.

                      27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.

                      28) Beer.

                      29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.

                      30) Beer.

                      31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.

                      32) Beer.

                      33) Lower car from jack stands.

                      34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.

                      35) Beer.

                      36) Test drive car.

                      37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.

                      38) Car gets impounded.

                      39) Call loving wife, make bail..

                      40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

                      Money spent:
                      Parts: $50..00
                      DUI: $2500.00
                      Impound fee: $75.00
                      Bail: $1500.00
                      Beer: $20.00
                      Total: $4,145.00
                      But you know the job was done right!

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                        European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

                        As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English' .

                        In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

                        The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

                        There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.


                        In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

                        Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

                        Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

                        By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

                        During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl.

                        Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

                        Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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                          Originally posted by Remarc View Post
                          European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility......
                          Absolutely hilarious!
                          With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                          Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                          Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                          Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                            Engine Trouble

                            An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

                            A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

                            "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
                            With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                            Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                            Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                            Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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                              Originally posted by Remarc View Post
                              European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union
                              Ok, this was one of the funniest things I've read in years...but it was even funnier when I read it outloud to my family......

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                                With best regards from Jan-Olav Storli

                                Administrator and Owner of CaptainsVoyage.
                                Main page: http://www.captainsvoyage.com

                                Surround yourself with positive, ethical people who are committed to excellence.

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